Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
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