So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
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