Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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