i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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