Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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