I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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