omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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