I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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