I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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