her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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