just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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