There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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