we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I just had sex on a roof
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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