Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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