I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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