okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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