"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
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