they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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