his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
accomplished twins. life is a go
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
So squirting runs in the family.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I'm just crazy horny about you
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Randomize
