Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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