Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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