You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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