seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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