yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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