It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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