when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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