That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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