just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
pop tarts are not kleenex
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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