I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
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