JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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