I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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