So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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