You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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