I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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