I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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