Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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