I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
