Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
Randomize
