Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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