The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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