Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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