You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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