Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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