it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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