So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
its liver damage thursday
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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