ya dads aren't the best wingmen
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Randomize
