Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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