I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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