In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
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