Having a random hookup so left but love u
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
i think i just lost a toe
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