So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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